You know it's Christmas when...
Credit: William Lam |
you lose track of time
your belly feels permanently distended
your belly feels permanently distended
you eat Quality Street instead of supper
you empty the dishwasher twice a day
you run out of underwear
you pick pine needles out of your jumper
there's no more space in the recycling bin
you start talking about a 'dry January'
you play board games with the kids
you find shreds of wrapping paper under the sofa
you have to unpack the fridge every time you want the milk
you tolerate a Lego super-structure in the middle of your kitchen
you tolerate a Lego super-structure in the middle of your kitchen
you eat re-fried sprouts until the end of December